"i'm Ozzy man.....and im craaazy!!!"

he seriously said that...ne ways. i'm watching the uk (music) hall of fame right now0r. haha quote t. lee-"it's 'bout time some-one woke up.....and showed people the dark side of the beach boys." i thought it was funny. arrrgh ma came home today. plllurp all she's done since she came home is mope and i can't stand it. people who mope, feel bad for themselves and make it blaringly obvious, etc. should either a. rot or b. get over themselves. either way is fine with me. okay i'm done now. oop brb black sabbath is performing. awww ozzy's voice sounds reeewy bad...(hm i wonder why...it's not like he's been doing nothing but smoking & drinking for the past how many years...) but if you saw him up there just a smiling...eee he was having so much fun. i love it. okay; these are the people i remember being inducted- pink floyd, the kinks, ozzy & black sabbath, jimi hendrix, and...hmmm...cant remember anything else.....okay dont know what else to say EXCEPT good night & sweet dreams.

H0LY SHIT

thats not santa, thats 7 zillion customers happy because they know their financial stockings are stuffed. in other news, i almost barfed to-day because the stuffing was so nasty but forced myself to eat it to be polite...*bluuurrrrrppp*i am STILL debating wether or not to put the link0r to both mah deviantart or mah myspace up...most likely the latter than the former. okay. bored. need...what's the word...hmmm...i forget. omg i just found megan(an uber prep incase yoo didnt know0r) on myspace...waahahaa okay byes...fo' now

:(

it is 4:20, but i also found out today that joe will be moving...i am quite sad. i think i might just kidnap him...mwhaha. alright i have nothing to say...can't think...to sad.

4:20 baby

i hope the goings-on at lunch to-day won't turn into something negative.....although once again it was 7 minutes of incredibly fun fun. aaa there was also a pep rally. omg it was so fucking awesome...not the actual rally but what me and my friends were doing in it. grrr i also missed the debate...fizzle. okay i'm done fo now0r. byes.

aaag0r

if one more person asks me a question i just might spontaneously combust. my ear itches. how interesting. i have no idea what to say. i did, but then (surprise surprise) i forgot. wow. okay bye for now until i either remember or go to bed.

anton szandor lavey

joe wore eye-something(i dunno what it's called), and it looked really good. i'm serious, he was like, sexy. he should do it more often. yes, i'm still serious. ne way. i'm offficially addicted to the wall, and might just possibly die if i don't see it again. oh no; shouldn't have said that. now yoo people are gonna destroy every copy in existence just for me. i feel touched. YAY i colored my nipp-le blue with a medium-light-blue sharpy.

here is a small sample of the kind of conversations me and my intelligent friends have. *note: yes, the name is censored, bitches.


********** (11/15/2005 8:09:49 PM): hey sexi
pile_of_pickles (11/15/2005 8:09:56 PM): hi
********** (11/15/2005 8:10:38 PM): any more piccies for me?
pile_of_pickles (11/15/2005 8:10:48 PM): ummm
pile_of_pickles (11/15/2005 8:11:40 PM): nope, sorry havent gotten around to it
pile_of_pickles (11/15/2005 8:11:48 PM): wait
********** (11/15/2005 8:11:52 PM): ok lol
pile_of_pickles (11/15/2005 8:12:32 PM): there we go
**********(11/15/2005 8:12:48 PM): there what goes?
pile_of_pickles (11/15/2005 8:12:55 PM): the pic
pile_of_pickles (11/15/2005 8:13:05 PM): not of me, but it's a pic
ian burke (11/15/2005 8:13:35 PM): LMAO
pile_of_pickles (11/15/2005 8:13:53 PM): teehee
pile_of_pickles (11/15/2005 8:13:59 PM): isnt he so sexy?
********** (11/15/2005 8:14:05 PM): oh yeah! lol
********** (11/15/2005 8:14:06 PM): lmao
pile_of_pickles (11/15/2005 8:14:42 PM): now, give me 3 reasons why yoo wouldn't wanna jack off to that
**********(11/15/2005 8:14:59 PM): guy, clothed, not you
pile_of_pickles (11/15/2005 8:15:10 PM): oh yah
pile_of_pickles (11/15/2005 8:15:16 PM): true, true
********** (11/15/2005 8:15:23 PM): lol
********** (11/15/2005 8:17:10 PM): would you be able to get more pix?
pile_of_pickles (11/15/2005 8:17:24 PM): not now, i gotta go soon
pile_of_pickles (11/15/2005 8:17:36 PM): maybe tomorow night if you say please
********** (11/15/2005 8:17:37 PM): okie dokie!
********** (11/15/2005 8:17:55 PM): i wont be on tomorrow night though, can i say please now, and you can email to me?
pile_of_pickles (11/15/2005 8:18:06 PM): i don't got any now
********** (11/15/2005 8:18:32 PM): i know, but i mean get em tomorrow then email em to me
pile_of_pickles (11/15/2005 8:18:59 PM): hmmm
pile_of_pickles (11/15/2005 8:19:06 PM): maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-be
**********(11/15/2005 8:19:11 PM): please...............
pile_of_pickles (11/15/2005 8:19:13 PM): yah sure
********** (11/15/2005 8:19:23 PM): YAY!!!!!!


and there yoo have it...the word intelligent comes once again to my mind.....not sure why, but it's there.......

cough

yayayay i decided to put a countr back in, since the other one seems to have dis-appeared...and, i have 2 large bruises on my leggg thx to *coughiwon'tmentionhisnamecough*. yah, yoo better be sorry! okay anyway i'm going to school today just incase any-of yoo people enjoy reading blogs at 5 in the morning. i wish this thing had a spell-check...but, if it does and i just didn't notice yet, pleez inform me cause my mad spelling skillz are of no avail when it comes to typing. meeheehee. (no i don't know what that was for) but, GASP!!! i am still slightly sight, and this means...oh, but i shouldn't post it...but i do need help, IT'S LEFT MEEEEE! i can't stand it. it was almost like a friend, always there to cheer me up in a way of sorts...no, i'm not talking about my tilde. oh woe is me. maybe it'll come back sooner or later, hopefully sooner. :(

YAY

once again, it's 4:20. actually it's like 4:23, but i was sitting there watching spongebob and i looked at the clock and was like OMG, so then i got on the pooper and that took like 3 minutes to get here and all...sooo...YAY

AAAAAAAAAAA

i just reallized that the pics are doubled.....but i cant delete the extras!!! heeelp! okay i'm good now.

i can't beleive i ate that hair;he did tell me that it would help us...sooo...

well, emily probably allready posted the pics, so i will choose the by far sexiest of them all...yes these are going in my locker...meeheehee











wowie zowie last night was my sister and sam's partizzle. it was the shizzle, all because of the wall. wowowow. i had an extremely intelligent conversations with some extremely intelligent peeple and now i feel all warm and fuzzy inside even though i still won't let go. oh, and here's something that should brighten everyone's day; i'm prolly not gonna go to school tomorow...

aaah+uuuh

add those two together and you will get the sound i would make for the tit-le. i actually had something to say but now i forget what...well i was going to post those pics but now it's been so long that i don't feel like it. dont cry

ok i couldnt resist

i just read my lg newsletter, and even though all hallowed's eve is over, i thought i should post this anyways...maybe fo' next year...k, hear it is:


Fright is just accelerated excitement.
-- Bat Boy
Hello, Ghosts and Goblins!
It’s me, Bat Boy - your not-so-friendly neighborhood bat that you read about in all those tabloids your momma buys! Since it’s Halloween, I thought I’d murder the LG staff with my sharp teeth so that I may send you a special Halloween guide for preparing for those pesky trick or treaters!
Now, me being only 5-years-old and immensely evil, I don’t like to give candy to all the little kids who dare to come up to my scary old mansion in Transylvania. I like to trick them! And oh dandy hot momma do I like to trick them!
Here is Bat Boy’s Official Guide for Welcoming Trick or Treaters!

When giving out Apples Laced with Sharp Razors: Make sure you give them to the kids whose heads aren’t more than 7-inches wide. The kid’s head must be as small as possible if the razor is to slice through his or her cute little skull.

I like to invite Trick or Treaters into my house. They are way more murderable when they’re standing in your foyer as opposed to outside where everybody can see you. And plus, have you ever tried to clean blood off a cement sidewalk? It’s a bitch!

Your house looks more frightening with scary Halloween decorations. Now I’m not talking about that cheap crap you buy at the super market - that stuff’s for amateurs. I’m talking about decorations that will make little kids crap their pants. Literally. Check this: After you ruthlessly murder a trick or treater, hang them from one of the trees in your front yard. Slice open their stomachs and make their intestines drip out for effect. It will not only look cool, you’ll have a Trophy Tree of sorts to show off to Dracula, Werewolf Man, Eddie Munster, and Frankenstein when they come to your house for dinner.

Murdering your Trick or Treaters might seem a little too much for most of you human folk, so how about giving the little kids some Pot Brownies. Now I know what you’re saying: little kids aren’t supposed to eat the homemade food they receive -- but these are Pot Brownies! Who doesn’t like brownies that are laced with the latest hydroponic that’s going around!?! Don’t like putting drugs in your brownies? Then look back at Tip #1 - razor blades!

If you refuse to do any of the above, at least give the little kids a big candy bar -- not that little crap candy that all cheap families give out every year.
Love,
Bat Boy Blood Sucker/Eddie Clontz

just innn-ject some chocolate chips in it

thats what emily said after she brutally attacked my bread. aaahh i had a nice dream last night even though it ended in her getting mad at me...teehee it's not my fault i cant controll my sex drive.